Oh barrocks!

Try a little tenderness.

You're pronouncing it incorrectly. It's barrock, not beroke. Joke fail.

Check, check, check, fucking check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check and don't forget to fucking check, check, check, check...

Summon ye not the Dark Lord APK!

The real problem here is that Yik Yak is just a stupid name for anything. I wouldn't use anything called Yik Yak.

All hail Unreconstructed Man!

Of course. I have noticed that South Park (for example) does not ever, ever, skewer all races, cultures, societies, genders etc. in a humourous way. Never, ever. They would never get away with it in this color blind, rainbow society! Oh, but your are talking about regular TV. Who watches that anymore?

Stupid Monday?

I'm sure frequent submitter Bennett Haselton has a solution.

Most definitely coming in the year 2,000. Please wait patiently.

Immature little shits who want it all and give nothing back.

Officially sanctioned directives about health or other issues are generally not effective for the very reason that they are a form of government propaganda. Think about it. Would you be swayed by such messages?

The man has a smile like a fox eating shit from a wire brush.

Reproductive biology fail.