So, you're saying that it is made of fingers? Is my understanding correct? If so, what kind of fingers? Lady fingers, fish fingers, Winged Eel Fingerling...

Heartily disappointed to find this in the dictionary as a verb.

Nuff said.

Sir, do you mean U.S. English? Is the function of your 'period' key intermittent perhaps? Are you a little unhinged?

My experience. Federal: Generally helpful and courteous but they did make a mistake with a payment plan I arranged with them recently. NY State: pure evil gouging bastards.

Where is Time Warner Cable in this graph?

I'm...your

Long Haired Lover from Liverpool

Be thankful he didn't use - dare I even say it - COMIC SANS

I think this is changing though. Younger kids may still want the non-interactive experience of watching a film whether once or more often, but I think as they get older they turn more and more to games on portable devices, YouTube videos about games, tutorials etc. At least that has been my experience.

The problem is they are all loaded with corn syrup. I used to like a variety of sodas - I still do, but increasingly I find the sweetness overwhelming.

is a sty that is getting worser and worserer. Everybody know that pigs live in sties. Not extremophilic microbes. Doh.

does not mean what you think it means. If you don't know what it means, don't use it.

Hey, you know what 'feature phone' means! Care to share?

Is Slashdot really just getting worser and worser? What the f*#$ kind of grammar is "but IBM was such a large company and the problems of this was getting obvious". And like, they done maked a betterer computer than what they had maked before, I expect. And selled it to alot of they're customers and stuff. Their very clever at /. More cleverer by far than they are rivals. Bollocks

ha, ha, breeded...ha, haha, ha, breeded...