Actually it is bad music. You have my support even if the rest of the neck beards on /. think the sun shines out of da Floyd's arse.

Perception...people think - I know what you are saying but this is the problem. People are marketed to aggressively all the time and become convinced that crap like Keurig is convenient and delicious and saves them time and all of that. There is a Keurig in my office and I never use it. The coffee is crap, comes out just warm, and there is no effective way of controlling the strength of the brew. To add insult to injury, they are ugly sons of bitches. I see this and other such devices as an illustration of how unresourceful people have allowed themselves to become.

Just have coffee for dinner. Problem solved.

I have loads of kitchen space and none of these bullshit devices is welcome.

not a valid excuse

so...bourgeois

Sorry, no. I takes two.

Preferably comic sans. 5 pt.

F*** Summary is too poorly written to bother reading the F*** A******.

If I have my microwave and toaster oven on at the same time it trips the circuit breaker and plunges half of my apartment into darkness. Same thing in my previous apartment. Poorly wired.

Indeed. I remember the mad dash to take in the washing when the rain started (did it ever stop?) when I lived in Ireland.

I think you may have mis-spelled testicle, but I can't be sure as in context what you wrote wouldn't make sense either way. Clearly a load of balls.

In Soviet Russia, spider overlords welcome you! Sorry.

There's an ab for that!

oh please. Those proto-neckbeards just bought Playboy for the fine articles.