Preferably comic sans. 5 pt.

F*** Summary is too poorly written to bother reading the F*** A******.

If I have my microwave and toaster oven on at the same time it trips the circuit breaker and plunges half of my apartment into darkness. Same thing in my previous apartment. Poorly wired.

Indeed. I remember the mad dash to take in the washing when the rain started (did it ever stop?) when I lived in Ireland.

I think you may have mis-spelled testicle, but I can't be sure as in context what you wrote wouldn't make sense either way. Clearly a load of balls.

In Soviet Russia, spider overlords welcome you! Sorry.

There's an ab for that!

oh please. Those proto-neckbeards just bought Playboy for the fine articles.

If elected, can we expect a new TV series based on her presidency?

I grew up in Ireland. The skinflint, poorly funded national television station, RTE, would (it seemed) gather any and every form of viewing content to fill the daily programme schedule. So - a lot of public domain stuff was shown. Can't say it was necessarily a bad thing. Lots of Harold Lloyd, Laurel and Hardy, early Popeye, Keystone Cops - probably anything they only had to pay a nominal handling fee for. The downside was a lot of horrible Czech and Polish animation that defied a young child's willingness to be amused. I found some of this animation recently (out of idle curiosity) and it is still as bad now as it was then! So, free is not always a good thing...

Mainly the clergy.

Did they have the 'Hooray for Harold Lloyd' theme music? If so, they have been around in that form for at least 35 years as I used to watch them when I was a teenager.

Last time I looked there were a lot of silent films at internetarchive.org

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Think of the children whose lives will be saved.