1) When you publish in an academic journal, you transfer the copyright for your paper to the publisher. 2) As a reviewer, if I see you published your paper elsewhere, I will immediately reject it. Publishing a paper more than once is called self plagiarism, and it's unethical. The purpose of publishing is to disseminate your research to the community. Publishing your work in more than one journal is counter to that goal because your research is already in the community, and you're taking up space in the journal for research that hasn't yet been published.
Dear Lord what you said is so fucked up in so many ways. Exactly whose payroll are you on?
Real Programmers don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies and Szechwan food.