I am disturbed by how many fake rape claims there are though. Something about that should be done.
Perhaps this is awfully unfair of me, but I get the distinct impression that unprosecuted rapes don't bother you half as much.
You know, because that's a thing that usually happens in football matches.
You thought you were being sarcastic, but nope, it happens. Maybe not usually, but often enough for it to be perfectly believable without dark conspiracies.
Perhaps someone paid to lose a game might go about it in a slightly subtler manner?
Isn't that some more mass that they keep trying to foist off on Dark Matter/Energy?
"They keep trying to foist" - what? Oh you're dismissive of the entire discipline, presumably because you know better. Of course, silly me.
If all else fails, lower your standards.