Fuck the rich assholes who have bought our state and federal lawmakers. And Fuck those lawmakers too. Be sure to wear a condom. Better yet, two.

In the movie an inventor comes up with a candy that had the alcohol content of a triple Martinis. Rock Hudson, Doris Day, Tony Randall.

I've had it since 1963 and it works as good as day one.

I do it old school, pen on paper.

Our hair serves more than one purpose, so why shouldn't Zebra stripes?

Shave the zebra to see the color of the skin.

Polkadots made them look fat, and floral prints are not suitable for the dry season.

They have Fox News and all kinds of TV evangelist and church services. Remember, those churches are tax exempt.

Your government won't tell you that, but it's true, Glenn Beck told me.

good enough for me.

He was in Futurama.

I have tried many substances to alter my consciousness, but only one of those drugs hooked me. I had a three pack a day nicotine habit. I had to go cold turkey. It was a miserable experience, but worked. Clean since 1973.

After the wall came down in Berlin, GHW Bush commented that the intel focus would shift away from military targets to economic targets. I don't remember the exact words, but that shift in focus stuck in my mind. The cold war was an economic war. The USSR didn't have the infrastructure to survive an extended global war and we knew it. All we needed to do was keep the pressure on, force them to spend more on their military and wait. Osama bin Laden tried that same tactic on us and GW Bush fell for it hook line and sinker.

Ask Oracle why the site doesn't work. They are the ones being paid to build and run the site.

Even before the roll out the ACA has saved my family a few thousand dollars. The free mammograms and other preventative care exams that fall under the law have allowed my family to get checkups without having to worry about paying for them. Both my wife and I were uninsurable. I had to sell my business and get a government job to obtain health insurance. If the ACA was in effect back in the 80's, I might still have my business.