Well we could do a scientific experiment. Go home and put your sponge in the freezer and let me know how it goes. Either that or come to the realization that spongebob is not only ancient, but he is one badass mofo.

Yeah, you can all keep laughing but when I buy a town in England with a castle and rename it Hogwarts, none of you are invited!

The big question is, is it the Zerg infesting your graphics card, or is it the Xel Naga's attempt to destroy the universe?

Woohoo... microsoft reinvents the wheel... again. Apparently no one told them about google maps street view feature.

Option Four:
Throw an exception at them!

... +1 - Cheesy?

They are Chinese providers though, so two words: No porn.

What is even the point of having an interweb connection at that point.

but who would make our flash video players for interwebz pr0n?

Also still the size of a brick and an extremely pixelated display.

The design for this is two giant hotplates but instead of having temperature controls there are all of the buttons and controls from a 360 controller. We hope that we can teach kids not to touch hot things like stoves. Hey, maybe parents could be given a remote and if their child refuses to quit playing video games or move out of their basement, they could jack the heat up so the kid either melts his hands to the controller (which he would likely be happy about) or put the controller down.

Don't forget your daily suplement of mountain dew, chinese food, and pizza. We've got to have you big and strong! Can't live just off Monster you know?

I heard Rakudo Star was dead before C# got the chance.

Speekeng of witch, A lady dide last nyte and left you ten trillyon american dollars! If you could just send me your adress, social security, name, phone number, and date of birth to konfirm youre identity, I can give you your moneys!

*Disclaimer - this is just a joke. Don't send me your information because I don't have shit for you and don't want it.*

Not so sure about that one... I heard rumors of chicks willing to bang for gold on WoW to get a flying mount.

The results would probably be much more like chatroulette... dude trying to get laid, dude trying to get laid, phone sex, kid talking to grandma, dude trying to get laid...

I wonder if he took his pet rock to get the pizza or if it stayed to play Lemmings.