What, you need admin rights to enter your kitchen

It does have a display
Both for incoming and dialled numbers
It is on the top edge of the phone.

......I can put the psion5 out to grass.

Right, everyone back to myspace.

Let me check
[Edit: Works fine for me]

This is more priceless http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q&feature=related

"Since the tubes may be hundreds of metres wide, they could provide plenty of space for an underground lunar outpost. The tubes' ceilings could protect astronauts from space radiation, meteoroid impacts and wild temperature fluctuations" ...and provide nourishment for the settlers by way of lashings and lashings of blue string soup.

But it has GPS, a couple of servo controlled fins and a PIC micro controller and it could fly home to your back yard.

What?

In British English (well at least around here) to be bummed means to have anal sex.

And American football at that

"TCP throughput is inversely proportional to delay"

Absolutely wrong, 2Mb/s at 1ms delay gives the same throughput as 2Mb/s at 10ms delay
As long as the window is large enough

From TFA "hardware security module"

Don't you guys have chip and pin yet

Excellent point hwyhobo, sorry I have no mod points though.
+1 slashnik points

Don't forget some totty in skimpy bikinis

How about
while true ; do date +%s; sleep 1; done