is the latest phase in Microsoft's search for the one true interface.

maybe they should learn something from Malcolm Gladwell when he talks about spaghetti sauce.

http://www.ted.com/talks/malcolm_gladwell_on_spaghetti_sauce.html

never mind that most of their profit comes from Monster Cables

But will it Blend?

I personally think that the whole cheating thing can be avoided by having a test bank of questions that is open to everyone, and which is sufficiently large that it is less effort to actually learn the principles, etc, rather than memorize the answers to 100,000+ questions for a specific course.

Let everyone download it.
With modern technology, you should be able to generate unique tests for each student, with each question identified by numeric code. Dump it into the scanner for a score.
If it is still an issue increase the number of test questions to 250,000 or more.
obviously the test bank could be inspected for grading the tests in situations where you are not doing multiple choice.

There are paints you can get which have metallic dust incorporated into them. This will act as shielding. You can also go with a "Luster Dust" which would give a metallic sheen to your current wall color. Or even a straight metallic wall paint. There is also metallic wall paper.

see also Force Field Wireless for paint additive, although you could also experiment with various metallic powders on your own.

Ditto Storm windows with metal frames and screens. Apparently prefinished flooring also contains metallic powder which can reduce wifi signals. The new double pane windows also have metallic coatings that can reduce wifi.

Normal cell phone reception would have to come from the side of the building opposite where the transmitters are located.

holy writ of copyright law

because you probably hadn't noticed. but many bibles also have a copyright notice. and law suits to match

See wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copyright_on_religious_works

The Client Security Agent appears to be another bit of Microsoft Madness

Which appears to require MS Windows.

Given the the classicly high rate of computer infection among teens, this could be make sense for the school administration. Of course, it might be easier if they just required everyone to just get a Mac.

Just how old is she, anyhow?

There's this whole controversy about what age is a good age for Sex Education, and how long to "prolong the innocence of Childhood". Sometimes people do this because it's "cute";- I consider it potentially damaging. But a lot depends on circumstances.

Oh, and build up her self-esteem. That is the critical factor in teen girls getting into situations they're not ready for.

In this regard, get her something like a rubics cube (if she is interested in it). Just being able to do something the grownups can't does marvels for the self esteem.