I, nor anyone else except your Torvalds' dick sucking fanboi mods, give two shits (or fucks) that you use linux and watch NFL. The fact that you're not modded off-topic for this ridiculous, ignorant, fucking post is extremely fucking sad to me. In conclusion, I'd like to say...
1. FUCK YOU
2. You are worthless
and
3. I hope that every computer you ever use from now on instantly has a catastrophic hard drive failure. That way, I will never, EVER, have to read another post generated by your worthless, idiotic mind.
Regards,
Your mom.

Gi-normous!

hahahahah I just owned all you motherfuckers!

I've personally been waiting for a pretty long time for a driver like this to hit the scene. The stuff I can do with this, when I slap your mom in the face with my cock is pretty astounding. Linux is for homos!

yea, I've also noticed this, although thought it was an issue restricted to Apple iPhone users. How strange.

goddamn. you sir, are a total doosh.

lets start stuffing our penises in kangaroos! wooo ohooo!

I'm on the internet- not writing an essay.
Using slang and improper punctuation on a social news site doesn't make me illiterate. When you walk around and interact with people outside of academia (you know, in the real world) do you also form completely proper sentences and never use slang? I guess you probably do.
You're probably one of those whiny guys that walks around correcting everyone who says "Me and my friends" instead of "My friends and I." God, that's so annoying.
You should thank your lucky stars for being in the country you're claiming is falling apart. You wouldn't survive a day outside of the protective bubble they provide for you. Time to wake up buddy, there's a real world out there and you're missing out on it. Bigtime.

I slap them with my cock, that's why

Wow homie, where do you live in the US that you went through 90 people that can't read, write and do basic math? I call BS. Based on your story you experienced a nearly 1% literacy rate. It's not even that bad in developing countries.

if i put an object in your mouth at the rate of 5 meters per second, the real question becomes... do you enjoy it more when said object is my penis?

you most certainly love the cock.

you say stolen, I say leaked. up yours you homo, they found your shitty emails and this research is a fraud.

my penis!

my penis to wayyyy to big for your mouth!