So, I wasn't paying attention to this silly /. community stuff before, and I don't make any suggestion that I will again soon, but I happened to notice a while ago that four people seem to have marked me as their foe. I don't know what I ever did to these losers. As near as I can tell, I haven't even posted to the same thread as them, much less in the same article.
But here's some rampant speculation and insults 'cause I'm bored: