I completely agree, but how will you know? I don't plan on killing my adblocker to find out either.

Why do I never have mod points at the right time? And as a bonus, the coffee cleared up my sinuses as it passed through my nose!

He only needs/wants the red one.

Disagree. People still respect the janitor when crap piles up.

She got some great publicity about her commitment to customers. She got her name out there on the greater Internet. She even did it in a way that gives her a tax break. All she had to do was apologize and say "Sorry these aren't that good, but I was busy. Buy some later and they will be better quality, I promise!" Sounds like she is doing pretty good to me.

Webster's a little short for ya?

Limp Bizkit already has it covered. "They did it all for Tanuki. C'mon! Tanuki. C'mon! So you can take that cookie..."

Could you please explain this? How does something that works like a pen/pencil not provide a good handwriting experience? I have a tablet that works with both stylus and finger touch. The stylus works so much better at handwriting that I am having a really hard time taking you seriously. What works so much better?

My iPad says that when I plug it into a USB2.0 port on my non-Apple laptop with the official Apple plug and cord. I guess it will only charge on iUSB ports.

Be careful. Rule 34 lurks in even the most innocent looking places.

I live one block away from a football stadium. No sleep on Saturday nights.

Bee sting allergies?

First, put a white border around it. Then put a black border around the white border.

To the Slashdotter who marked that Troll...

I apologize for insulting the superior ethics of the modern school superintendent. I publicly acknowledge that no superintendent or teacher would ever be corrupt and in fact, are incapable of doing anything that would compromise the safety and education of our students. Of course, none of them would let someone fall through the cracks just to raise their numbers or get a bonus. None of them would ever tell their students anything bad about themselves. Finally, it is widely known that moral standards are higher and higher the further you travel up the chain of command in government institutions.

I cannot believe that I let my misguided cynicism get in the way of Truthiness. Slashdot, can you ever forgive me for daring to even joke about something that obviously could never happen?

But seriously... Troll? I could see -1, Sad But True.

Because everyone has one single static IP for their entire life?