Why?! (Score 1)

How about getting a real social life, and leaving this to the social nerds? Need to say something to a bunch of people? Write a bloody mail! I'm not on facebook, and don't get me started on twitter... Ok, I started... "Hi guys! I'm on the toilet!" "Hi guys! Now I'm washing my hands!" First 3 thoughts: 1. Who cares?! 2. Does he/she have a waterproof phone/laptop (or even scarier, a waterproof desktop in the toilet)? 3. The first text had dirty hands...