This is a minor nit, but sh*t without the asterisk is really sht, not shit. ;)

They've clearly never been to DC. I'm convinced that regions of the universe are infinitely dense.

Maybe they didn't help because the "person" wasn't real. Or, maybe they did help because they weren't in real physical danger. I don't know how relevant either is to the "real world".

Recently, at my job, we got an email saying that Firefox was considered "at your own risk", and only those with a business need would be allowed to use it. Luckily, IE choked on one of our sites, and I used that as my justification for FF.

Version 31 was yesterday's version. 33 will be tomorrow's version.

Actually, they should probably START having their techs travel by horseback.

Yeah, I know of someone who had problems. His name: Fu Que.

Yeah, but given Beta Ray Bill's equine appearance, the phrase "I say thee neigh" actually made sense.

I hope your phone doesn't collect anything from THERE! Remind me never to borrow your phone!

Really? We broke record lows just this morning. And our last month has been well below average.

Yes, I realize my above was BS, but so is the "it's hot so it's GW" statements.

I don't have a dryer, but that has nothing to do with GW. My crap dryer broke down twice within a few months. The second time I said "The hell with this", hung clotheslines in my basement, and have been using them ever since. No repair bills, lower electric, and only a small wait time before the clothes are dry anyway.

I'll remember that when everyone has warp drive and energy-to-matter replicators. :-P

Sure, that's what the camera in the vending room is for.

I wouldn't be surprised if some Trekkies don't worship the pointy-eared one too.

So, I guess I can't name the next gas giant "Obama"?