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Comment Re:Huh? (Score -1) 156

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Baruch the scribe and Jeremiah the prophet: but the LORD hid them.

36:27 Then the word of the LORD came to Jeremiah, after that the king
had burned the roll, and the words which Baruch wrote at the mouth of
Jeremiah, saying, 36:28 Take thee again another roll, and write in it
all the former words that were in the first roll, which Jehoiakim the
king of Judah hath burned.

36:29 And thou shalt say to Jehoiakim king of Judah, Thus saith the
LORD; Thou hast burned this roll, saying, Why hast thou

Comment God encryption (Score -1) 156

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4 Be irresolute, stupefied; blind yourselves and stay blind! Be drunk, but not from wine, stagger, but not from strong drink!
10
For the LORD has poured out on you a spirit of deep sleep. He has shut your eyes (the prophets) and covered your heads (the seers).
11
For you the revelation of all this has become like the words of a sealed scroll. When it is handed to one who can read, with the request, "Read this," he replies, "I cannot; it is sealed."
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When it is handed to one who cannot read, with the request, "Read this," he replies, "I cannot read."
13
The Lord said: Since this people draws near with words only and honors me with their lips alone, though their hearts are far from me, And their reverence for me has become routine observance of the precepts of men,
14
Therefore I will again deal with this people in surprising and wondrous fashion: The wisdom of its wise men shall perish and the understanding of its prudent men be hid.
15
Woe to those who would hide their plans too deep for the LORD! Who work in the dark, saying, "Who sees us, or who knows us?"
16
Your perversity is as though the potter were taken to be the clay: As though what is made should say of its maker, "He made me not!" Or the vessel should say of the potter, "He does not understand."
17

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Comment God is watching Big Brother (Score -1) 85

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Comment God says... (Score -1) 377

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Comment Under God... (Score -1) 49

The supreme court is under God.

God says...
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Comment Na Na (Score -1) 174

God says...

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Comment First Contact? Yawn. Abraham? Oracle? I donno. (Score -1) 343

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Comment God exists! (Score -1) 293

This logic can be used to prove God, the Creator, exists.

So can getting Him to talk :-)

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