Well then, the 2nd phase of the project will be to outlaw manually driven cars.

... and plunged it deep into the VAX.

I just realized the article is TL;DR.

I think what that really means, is that Wyoming is a tad bit colder than California in the winter...

Whoosh.

"If you can't stand the (male-dominated workplace) heat, go back to the kitchen."

It's a play on the earlier saying, sure.

Yes, yuarite.

Meanwhile, the rest of us can whine about how "unfair" Facebook is to others who would like to use fake names.

The one thing most people won't do, no matter how pissed off they are, is quit Facebook... and Facebook knows that.

The great thing about standards are that there are so many to choose from!

But... but... it's easier to remember when I get lumber that I need 2x4 boards than to remember to ask for 50.8x101.6 .... ... or if I go grocery shopping, it's much easier to remember a pound of butter than 453.592 grams of butter....

Or a gallon of milk instead of 3.78541 liters....

Sheesh, I just don't understand how people can stand to use metric measurements for everything...

The metric system is a crutch for people who can't do any math except moving decimal points...

1) Those that use the Metric System; and
2) Those that have landed a man on the Moon.

Well, dammit!

Drawing conclusions from raw data is hard work. Whaddya think we have politicians for?

I just wanna watch TV and play video games, and read Slashdot...

> Maybe scientists would be friendlier if the 'average American' wasn't a proctologic habersashery.

Maybe the average American would be more trusting of scientists if scientists didn't think of the average American in this way.

> If they don't believe the science, then by the very definition they are not scientifically literate.

I see. Science is a faith-based system that you either believe or don't.

"Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM."

> probably consumer protection in some way.

You mean estabished dealer protection.