The FBI has apprehended the individuals responsible for the Pushdo botnet, but because the said individuals are minors, we have decided to file no charges if the said individuals apologized to everyone who had been negatively affected by the Pushdo botnet. Unfortunately, due to a typo, the said individuals issued a botnet command that is causing the botnet computers to keep trying to POST the following apology to the SSL port:

POST / HTTP/1.0
Referer: http://ir902.detention.fbi.gov/
User-Agent: PushDo/1.0.1
Accept: */*
Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded
Content-length: 1337

apology=We+apologize+for+any+inconvenience+our+childish+Pushdo+botnet+experiment+may+have+caused you.+Sincerely,+Billy+Pushman+and+Jimmy+Doe.

Dr. Rabiei is Iranian:

Dr. Afsaneh Rabiei serves as an Assistant Professor of Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering and as an Associate Faculty Member of Biomedical Engineering at NC State since Aug. 2000.

Dr. Afsaneh Rabiei received her Ph.D. in advanced materials at Research Center for Advanced Science and Technology, The University of Tokyo, Japan in 1997 within the area of mechanics and nondestructive evaluation of metal matrix composites.

Her prior working experience includes over 8 years of industrial experiences in materials science and processing including casting, welding and nondestructive testing. She received her B.S. from the Department of Metallurgy and Material Science at Sharif University of Technology in Tehran, Iran in 1986. She worked at Harvard University as a post doctoral researcher from 1997 until 2000.

Hello, there, Tony AKA "Padre" Antonio di Montesilvano @ christianteenforums.com

The FBI has just removed your linkedin.com profile to protect your privacy and make you feel better about our government. We hope that helps.

There, fixed that for you.

I concur, you are absolutely right, Sir.

The FBI would like you to know that you are currently not being investigated. How you managed to get a +3, Insightful with that kind of post, however, calls for an investigation.

Maybe you should have thought of that before posting here.

Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to tap into your creative mind.

How long do you think it would take to find you?

Who was it?

Would you really like to find out?

This is America, you have all the freedoms, including the freedom to fear anyone you want.

Nonsense. Please stop spreading FUD.

The information above is totally inaccurate and untrue. You are advised to retract your statements and apologize, otherwise legal action will be brought against you. Thank you.

Have a nice day.