What happened to that annoying K in all names of the K Desktop Environment?

Yes we will. We'll distribute custom images and install them onto our phones.
First one buys the phone, then one buys the OS. Android seems like a fine choice.

The only problem is manufacturers not specifying interfaces to the hardware. Do not buy hardware for which full specifications are not available as you won't be able to utilize the hardware is you wish.

That's why everything is standardized. That way you can patch your kernel and win32 and unix subsystems without braking your window manager and web browser.
Imagine if OEMs bundled Opera and dwm with their hardware.

I'm sorry, but if you've bought a computer that brakes horribly when you try to use it and make it execute code, you've been ripped off. Check if your warranty's expired.

One downloads updates from one's distro's repos. That will be Windows Update if you can't be bothered to choose an distro on your own.

Isn't that the main idea behind SIP, anyway?

Whats wrong with a list?

Anyone checked what that Perl snippet writes on stdout yet?

Probably Just Another Easter Egg :)

I take you're perfectly fine with ISPs prioritizing traffic to/from certain IP addresses (e.g. throttling access to popular TOR gateways and widening logical pipes to Fox), then?

It's like Google just stopped marketing itself as the good, open giant. Have the hired all the best hackers already?

Oh, you mean M-x M-c M-spy-on-my?

Finally we can interpret JavaScript at run-time on our underpowered netbooks and download all our files over our low-throughput and metered wireless links! Why didn't anyone come up with this before?

Affirmative, nor do I like emacs style interfaces.

It's missing the most important aspect of a Facebook game: The "Post on you wall?" that should appear every time you click on you cow.

Why exactly doesn't installing into the cache count?

You've can download, press OK and run an executable EXE or download an HTML file that links to an executable JavaScript program, skip the prompting and run it in a sandbox.

EXE don't /have/ to be self extracting archives, though they often are.