Comment Re:"Where do you live?" (Score 1) 920
If the pizza was soggy then it wasn't Scottish. We deep fry our pizzas, and they come out crispy and left-ventricle-unfriendly.
Otherwise it was probably from one of the many Italian restaurants, and it's hard to find a decent one. You can tell a bad one by looking in the window for a picture of Sean Connery with the staff.