"don't want to mess with all these new fangled thingies that will be obsolete or irrelevant in 1.7 years"
I can agree with that one. I can't be bothered to mess with crap that I know will fail and that every new kid on the block think its the new best thing since sliced bread.
Heck, I'm *that* old so I do look at them. It's just that the vast majority (yes, including those big fancy names) just plain suck, or have been already tried or invented.
Sometimes there's a good new thing but its more rare than one think. Listening to the youngsters, every 10 first posts of hackernews every day = OMG TOMORROWS NEW BOMB MUST USE IT EVERYWHERE WITHOUT THINKING !
Well yeah, I'm too old for that shit =)