Fixed that for you.
You're thinking about HIV, you're right, that takes months. The clap (ghonorhea) will show up the next day as will several others (actually, most STIs will show positive the next day). There's no cheap test that separately identifies Herpes Simplex 1 from Simplex 2, there is a cheap test that does not distinguish and will show positive if you have either.
The cheap herpes test works that quickly, too? My understanding is that HSV is harder to detect, not least because the virus isn't always being shed.
If the test is reliable, and quick to yield a positive, that would be pretty good---given that condoms don't necessarily protect against HSV, and we don't have a cure for it as yet...
What I'd like to know is, does this test have the problem of most STD tests where you have to wait ~6 months after infection to get a positive result, since it only detects STD-antibodies (and not the STD itself) and it takes about that long for them to build up sufficiently high?
Is this what you're looking for?
Since you've got real stratum-1 NTP servers, you could skip the pool altogether and add them to the official NTP time server list.
AFAIU, the NTP pool is meant more for lower-stratum servers, like users on static-IP cable modems, so your machines wouldn't be doing as much good there.
PGP/GPG is overkill. Just drop messages that fail an SPF check. Spoofing is part of the problem here, and SPF was tailor-made to address spoofing.
If you do use PGP/GPG, you don't need an extra header for the signature; it's usually added as a small attachment, and better mail clients already pick up on that for verification.
What about a Windows XP Live CD?
"Sir, there are some gentlemen here who say they are from an organization called the BSA. They want to see the license certificates for those Windows CDs we've been handing out..."
Yeah, I thought so too---quite a slip for the Onion's usual pitch-perfect satire.
They should have gone with something like, "One day, I found her staring at herself in the mirror, wearing her older brother's football helmet..."
I've noticed several design suggestions in your code.
