I am sure there are lots of reasons.
 
I believe that some of the problem is that it takes a team of vastly experienced *nix admins to cobble together all the appropriate software projects AND make them work seamlessly together to do things that are fairly natural on the Windows side.
 
I am thinking of things like deployment tools, central authentication and SSO systems, backup / restore systems, roaming profiles with automounts, file system quotas and ACLs, etc etc.
 
Obviously, all these things are quite possible but it takes a team of very experienced people to pull all this stuff together. Whereas on the MS side, a single moderately experienced Windows admin can pull this stuff together relatively easily for even a medium sized business.

Yes, Dell tests things so rigorously it is hard to believe that their laptops overheat and burst in to flames....

to farm gold for me.

Except that I don't believe you can be "enlighted" and still believe in traditional gender roles.
 
All I see here are men who see the writing on the wall and don't want the last bit of power over others to slip through their fingers

or perhaps the truffle shuffle?

You just need to glue flux capacitor to that thing and then hope you (don't?) get hit by a lightning strike.

Out of the way PEONS! Your betters are posting on the Internet!

unless it is a horn-less unicorn....

Tor was developed by DARPA and is funded by the NSF and the US State Dept.
 
I think your fears are a little unfounded.

And this is precisely one of the reasons why I cringe when anyone says the government should be run more like a corporation...

Because it is running out of our control...

But... they can always make more killbots...

I, for one, welcome our new killer robot overlords...

Nobody can be a bigger badass than Raven.

"Fuck the damn creationists I say it with authority,

because kicking their punk asses be me paramount priority.

Them wack-ass bitches say, "evolution's just a theory",

they best step off, them brainless fools, I'll give them cause to fear me.

The cosmos is expanding every second, every day,

but their minds are shrinking as they close their eyes and pray.

They call their bullshit science like the word could give them cred,

if them bitches be scientists then cap me in the head."
 
-MC Hawking, F*ck the Creationists