Or we just go back to reality where you realise that systemd is in fact not a massive program running at pid 0 doing 100 different jobs. The systemd binary that runs as pid 0 is not massive, it does not to all these things that you claim. That the systemd developers have created a breadth of applications that creates a common ground for things like setting time, managing dns, logging etc has nothing what so ever to to with what runs as pid 0.
In fact what you complain about is that we shouldn't allow this new GNU thing since the GNU tools handle everyting from listing directories to compiling whole programs!!!
How can it be both monolithic and have many components? How in hell can you compare encryption with binary logs.
"offers only itself as a way to read them.": So that is why the format is fully described in detail?
And what the hell is "it encourages non-kernel systems to rely on it"?
Performance wise, FreeBSD still maintains the fastest network stack on the planet
Proof to that?
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