Gay wedding... in Texas!

TNX RP

So now this place wants to look like a cross between Lollipop and iOS!

Yuck!

Okay, it's not entirely yucky. I can zoom all the way in now and line wrap works! Yay!

Your Wisconsin doppelganger has already taken his place.

You can win! The numbers are there!

Do it!

That hat would look just as good on you.

*Well paid employees pump money in to the local economies.*

"Tonight we honor Hollywood's best and whitest..."

... where it's worse to call someone a racist than to be one - Fran Lebowitz

The female predates the male. However, I am interested in how you make your little fairy tale there biologically correct.

No, that just can't be. Bill O'Reilly is a republican. They always tell the truth, even when they are lying.

Please don't let them cross the state line. [The relevant text is highlighted]

The archives are a very nice touch.

You know, not to be ungrateful or anything, but since you have all this money now, it would be cool if we could access our entire comment history as well.

The simple solution is to devalue the dollar (and keep doing business with the Saudis like 9/11 never happened, bastards). This is like putting less into the package instead of raising the price to make inflation stats look good. Market manipulation is so cool..

The wars and drones have sent recruitment through the roof.

Now for step three

Then 4)... PROFIT! Well, the profit has been there all along in each stage. This is the part where you sit back and see how well the training worked.

And you dummies keep on saying the dems are the lesser evil. Joke's on you, morons!

They make for very good business. Hillary's arms deals are really paying off, and so quickly!

Sarah Palin is Co-Chair of Ready for Hillary's National Finance Council!

And you dummies keep on insisting that I'm the idiot. That's okay, *proceed*, and you'll get your Hillary, the next best thing to Saint Ronnie himself.

This JE is a preemptive 'I told you so' (shhh!).

I still think she'll do better to go after Kissinger's gig. From there she can direct the next six to eight presidents. Perish the thought!

"If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle."

Everything has a physical cause. Please make a note of it. And to those who insist otherwise, you are reminded to judge not!

Oh, and for you prohibitionists, no, weed does not swell kids' brains.