Wesley, Data, Worf

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Old school BOFH's used the IBM command TRMUSER option (*IMMED) or (*DELAY). Immediate = Increase Keyboard Voltage, Delayed = Increase Screen Radiation.

Not Geeky but... One year covered the Garage door in newspaper and spray painted a 20 x 8 VD card, another year used sidewalk chalk to draw a VD card in parking space at work yet another dedicated Temptations song 'My Girl' to her over radio (hard part making sure she was listening to radio at right time).