Say goodbye to your karma.

I'm a serious collector of Pac-Man memorabilia (I once paid over $100 for a box of Pac-Man cereal and my wedding next month will be Pac-Man themed.)

Even as a married man, you'll always be a virgin.

And this is why you should keep Javascript disabled, if not at all times, at least at work.

... welcome our new Zerg overlords. Kekekekekekek

My method is the most efficient. See nickname for details.

I don't know why or how this trend started: to consider human beings (specially children) so delicate and fragile that every minor thing has the potential to ruin someone's mind forever. Traditional reading won't get outdated because it's a very efficient way to get high amounts of information in non-sequential order. So even if your children like to play with animated bleep-bloop books, they will eventually learn to read real books because they will need to. Necessity has been helping individuals and the entire species accomplish things since the dawn of time.

"Necessary" is a concept that varies according to each person. To me, my 47 porn DVDs are the necessary amount.

Hey, some of us like the professional stuff. Amateur porn has too many pimples and zits.

I know better places to find to porn.

Or have a better taste.

You have never eaten Doritos, obviously.

Even modern climate scientists agree that the Earth should now be cooling. That's a huge part of their objection - that manmade warming is preventing the onset of a global ice age that is due. We should, according to them, embrace the natural reality of shrinking arable land and expansion of glaciers because that is the natural course according to their calculations. The warming of the Earth must be prevented even if we benefit from it.

And of the billions who would starve to death in that course? They don't figure. Rounding errors. Casualties of math.

Explain that to them.

Mod parent up.
This is getting out of hand.

Is it as easy to install the Nvidia restricted drivers on Debian as it is on Ubuntu?

You should have burned your Karma during the last release. Now is the time to be Lucid.

"celibate for life" should make that obvious, no need for long preambles.