the truth.

take offense to this comment. I/We/Gaia have beautifully curved boundaries that I/We/Gaia are proud of. In our assimilation of the galaxy, we will make sure to prioritize your solar system and eradicate this stupidity.

like my belly button (poke)(sniff)

Sorry - not familiar with that term. Are you implying that no one can hear you punch the clown?

Slashdot?
(insert dramatic music here)

share that

HOT!!!

add hackers, identity thieves, and Mr. Cumba (or whatever his name is from all those "I want to deposit money in your US account" e-mails) to your list of "watchers"

When the article opened up with:

... I thought "patterns" (like in the Powers of 10 display at the science museum). I don't see why "they" are so surprised that the deeper you probe, the weirder it gets. It's natural - universal even!
I tried it on my bus driver this morning. Had a pleasant conversation, asked lots of questions ... and I'll be taking the bus after that from now on.

I already saw someone do this in a gay space movie .... uh ... damn!

Talk about demand ... just give your school a catchy name that will attract elitists and - whamo! You've got cash to burn. Try something like "Slashdot U" or "Snarky U" ... you get the picture

I mean, my GOD! Is this the best "scientists" can come up with? Is there no LONG TERM thinking anymore?
The effect of prolongued space travel (e.g., Mars and back) and the use of this new space suite will be that astronaughts WILL keep more of their bone mass HOWEVER, the Karenni people have taught us that clothing that pulls your shoulders down has a drastic side effect - long necks ...

Oh wait ... that's why the aliens in Close Encounter look that way. Never mind - press on.

First person to climb to the top, take a picture of their junk, and post it on Facebook using the 3G access wins!

The dude with the crown and cell-phone made out of Coke cans is *obviously* talking to someone.