... and the rest of Amish went along their day, unaware of how right they are.

Simple. His computer and the server must be one and the same.

Just getting paid, dog. Just gettin' paid. Wait, hold on. My boss is telling me something. What's that, boss? Oh, they we're serious about stopping these internet posts? So I don't get paid for this one? That is some straight up bullshit.

I just lost my job.

~Internet Reviewer for Hire!

A Taiwan-based corporation that brings in a lot of revenue to its government is now hurting and then goes to the same government it has given billions to and asks it to investigate the legitimacy of negative articles from its competition which, in turn, creates negative publicity for their competition?

Well, unlike Jobs, Linus is creating/maintaining/guarding some of the most important code in the world... which is *free*. He can dick it up all he wants I say.

FTA: "allows him to observe a juvenile lobster tethered with a rope to a spot on the ocean floor."

He wants to study cannibalism, huh? Just wait until PETA reads that juicy little line! They'll eat him alive.

Sorry but courts allow emails to be introduced as evidence so long as authenticity can be established. Why shouldn't this hold true for tweets and facebook posts? This has absolutely nothing to do with Miranda.

They sure as hell won't be getting a donation from me this year.

The race for control of the seven kingdoms begins!

If I had to guess, the conversation at Dreamhost probably went something along the lines of:

"The passwords are hashed though, right?"

"Yes."

"So they can't reverse the passwords out of it?"

"Virutally impossible."

"Is there any advantage they gain from having the hashed passwords?"

"Well, it would allow them to brute force their guesses against it without fear of being slowed down or blocked."

"But wouldn't they need to know our salting algorithm for that to be useful?"

"Um..."

"Let's go ahead and change the passwords."

Hate that quote... grumble, grumble... MEDIAN... grumble, grumble.

It makes Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus look like a real thinker.

Now, for those who did not know, there's no Gordian Know. It's Gordian Knot.

You mean like Batman (Christian Bale) and Superman (Henry Cavill) and Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield)?

Now we won't be able to read a detailed plot of the latest crappy Hollywood movie or know which episode of Family Guy a particular subject was culturally referenced!