Try sharing your opinion with the guy rescued in this video ;)

My guess would be that they used grayscale graphic display + triple on film exposure of each frame using color filters.

For starters just contact them and ask for a refund + switch to other provider.

From the front page: http://www.diginotar.com/Portals/0/Skins/DigiNotar_V7_COM/image/home/headerimage/image01.png

I feel sorry for the office/lab below them...

No. It's UIO - unidentified immersed object.

To add: additional mass to move (ie more fuel required) when adjusting orbit. ISS is about 420 tones and fully loaded Space Shuttle Orbiter can weight up to 110 tones (hope I picked up correct figures from Wikipedia...).

..military grade LOIC or what??...

..but in no way it's the most important programing language of all.

Extension of no 2:
At some moment "accidentally lose" the private key. When law enforcment turns up get some good lawyers and fire the "responsible" (do not forget to employ the guy back when everything calms down).

All three points are almost non-issue compared to lack of dedicated cycle paths (and done properly like in Denmark).
1. It'd be good sometimes, but.. You just get used to it. Know the limits, do not cycle too hard and then your'e at work dry and happy.
2. Not an issue at all - get a simple bike and u-lock with extra cable to lock wheels.
3. The same.. simple bike + good lock.

At least in my home country law fixes/updates are released as annoying sets of 'from section x.y.z remove "a random sentence" and add "another random sentence"'.

1. Park in some crazy public place. Very popular shopping area, something like Oxford street in London (sorry, don't know any equivalent in this guy's area).
2. Call journalists about bomb attached on your car and how terrified you are.
3. Call police about bomb attached on your car and again how terrified you are.