Skiiiinneeerrrrr!

... and then get offended when anyone else tries to.

That's the first time I've ever heard someone mention Greely as not being in the middle of nowhere. Same goes for Manotick.

There are golf courses that use border collies to convince canadian geese to move along. Apparently the geese don't appreciate being herded.

It's a hyperbole drone.

They go outside the city. Most of Canada is essentially uninhabited by people, so there is plenty of space that they can go where they will not be a nuisance. They don't even have to go far in this case, as Ottawa is surrounded by forest and farm land. You can drive half an hour from the city center in any direction and be in the middle of nowhere.

Likely the bottom half.

After I fire it out of my catapult.

Sorry, but as a Canadian, if I ordered bacon and got ham, I would be quite perturbed, flabbergasted even. What you call Canadian Bacon, is known as back bacon up here. What we call bacon is the same as what you 'Merican's call bacon. Also, I was in a subway chain in the the US and ordered a BLT. They were using deep fried bacon. What an abomination. Fried all the flavour out of that poor excuse for bacon. What sort of deviant deep fries bacon, Eh?

I apparently need more coffee, as I read the topic as "Will Smith Putting DRM in EBooks Without Permission From The Authors", which would have been a strange sort of awesome.

are gonna party like it's 1999!

They probably misspelled it intentionally in order to avoid getting sued by Disney.

Or have a vested interest in perpetuating and expanding the business model as it now stands.

She's so easy, even a caveman can do her!