For full garment

Say it isn't so.

great!

You'd think that such companies touting themselves as the masters of the new way of doing business would refrain from the very monopolistic manoeuvres they have been criticizing all along. You'd think...

Growing beards.

Man, this thing is killer fast!

This is a censor's wet dream - turning the Internet into an unidirectional distribution channel, just like TV. IPv4 address space exhaustion only helps them do that sooner. MPAA/RIAA also have a vested interest in this.

An algorithm that recognizes users based on their masturbation movements. Even those with Parkinson.

But they've bumped the version number to 2.0!

From a guy called Guppy, by any chance?

tarsnap.com. Not very user-friendly, but it does what it says on the tin.

Earlier today, the OP was heard saying "I know I have Alzheimer's, but hey, at least I don't have Alzheimer's!"

It also keeps OSS companies relevant.

Because it help useless techies employed. You really can't justifiy selling RHCE training and exams without this crap.