I was once an Ubuntu user. Now? Fedora.

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Lady Gaga is a dude.

Wow! It's news!

as memory hungry as Firefox (My only gripe with the browser)

Have you tried the Browser in the last year? How "memory hungry"?

I can even record on my phone without anyone knowing because it just looks like I'm using my phone.

No you can't, phones are designed to make cameras absolutely blatantly obvious. If they weren't, there would be a lot of places where they would be banned.

You misunderstood "record": audio/sound is the talk-about, in the case

I personally prefer the Debian area of the Linux family tree (currently Mint (Xfce) on Desktops and Debian on servers).

I personally prefer the RedHat area of the Linux family tree (currently Fedora on Desktops and RHEL/CentOS on servers).

And as far as standard connectors for phones go, it's called USB. Sure, over the years my phones have changed from having miniUSB to microUSB, but I'm happy to call that my standard, and if your phone doesn't have it then you need to reconsider changing phones.

+1 Informative!

I can't understand why I should want a 5-inch phone like the S4.

Me too - it's almost a tablet that make calls...

What about S2 owners? What's your advice for them?

Throw away your ludicrously old-fashioned phone immediately and buy the new shiny phone before you lose all your friends, your wife runs off with the milkman (who has an S4 already) and your kids sue you for mental anguish caused by being unfashionable.

+1 Informative

"both sides are equally bad/dishonest/wrong" is the biggest political cop-out ever.

I'm not sure how you can possible call that a cop out since it's 100% correct.

You must be kidding...