Yeah... I stopped at my emacs config, that was enough for me ;-)

Back to my usual joke then...

There are only 2 types of programming languages, those everybody bitches about, and those nobody uses...

A stillborn, hopefully...

Someone's been spending too much time on xkcd :-)

They, then.

It ?

Because of the well-known maxim:
The faster you download, the bigger your penis gets :-)

So iPhone users can die? Sounds like Chile is way more civilised than I thought ;-)

Nah, tl;dr. Good trolls fit in one-liners.

You've got this the wrong way around. Mega's business case was to host *copyrighted material* available for people to view whilst making money off subscriptions and ads. Youtube's business case is to host *legal content* and monetise it (whilst providing its ad agency with information about you to better target ads, but that's beside the point). They may not be as fast as they should be to remove infringing content, but they do, and in good faith.

What's unreasonable is that 5 million people need a security clearance!!

Who are they?

In fact, it adds to the problem ! ;-)

As long as I have cheese, wine, bread, women and garlic, they can keep coming and going through the country, I don't care :-P

It was studied for a while at my work but abandonned because in French law it would possibly pass as creating and using a fake identity, which are both punishable by law.

Also, I'm pretty sure the unions would have minded, then there would have been a general strike and... well you know, the usual ;-)