Nah, tl;dr. Good trolls fit in one-liners.

You've got this the wrong way around. Mega's business case was to host *copyrighted material* available for people to view whilst making money off subscriptions and ads. Youtube's business case is to host *legal content* and monetise it (whilst providing its ad agency with information about you to better target ads, but that's beside the point). They may not be as fast as they should be to remove infringing content, but they do, and in good faith.

What's unreasonable is that 5 million people need a security clearance!!

Who are they?

In fact, it adds to the problem ! ;-)

As long as I have cheese, wine, bread, women and garlic, they can keep coming and going through the country, I don't care :-P

It was studied for a while at my work but abandonned because in French law it would possibly pass as creating and using a fake identity, which are both punishable by law.

Also, I'm pretty sure the unions would have minded, then there would have been a general strike and... well you know, the usual ;-)

You mean they could end up as diamonds if they swim deep enough ? ;-)

Looks like a cartel to me...

Breakfast is eggs, sausage and bacon. Vegans can eat all the soy-crap they want, it still won't be called breakfast!

Addicted to Candy Crush...

[citation needed], or FUD.

There are only 12 months in the year, please review your date-writing skills.

(Sorry but with all this Olives and Feta, I'm missing a good troll, please feed it!!!)

Apollo 13 was kind of Beta...