I couldn't finish reading that. Now where did I put that cake???

Now that's a very hurtful thing to say about our hosts. You take that back!

Probably. Makes you wonder why there are so few female programmers, doesn't it?

We already have tomacco.

Say what you will about old Rupert, but he's got himself one hot young Asian wifey

To paraphrase the Nuge: Wendi Deng, Sweet Poon Teng!

For me, it's online dating and pleading with idiots.

Darth Gates: "Linus, I am you father." Linus Torvalker: "Noooooooooooooooooooo!"

"Suddenly" means "in the manner of a sudden," or more succinctly, "of a sudden," and to indicate that something isn't only partially of a sudden, we say it's "all of a sudden." We don't use the definite article "the" because there isn't only one particular sudden. (If there were, we might spell at as a proper noun and possibly even worship it. All hail the Almighty Sudden!)

Because it's always important to phrase things precisely in a court of law.

Happy SAAD!

It would still be news, it just wouldn't be as much fun to talk about (endless references to "memory holes" etc.) -- not unlike the fact that the guy who made off with billions of other peoples' money is named Madoff.

How are they going to know when I flip them the bird? Do I have to make chirping noises?

I think that story's really got legs! Let's run with it!

Well, where do you want to go today?

Employing strongARM tactics? Better keep them at ARM's length. (Don't worry, these horrible puns are quite ARMless.)