When Homer says that, he means -bites.

Much tastier than the average car analogy.

About 0.356 furlongs.

The slashvertisement would have been too apparent, had the story been suggested by myself. ;)

You're lucky, I get a 404 Not Found.

> 2. Keyboard is terrible when you need to write in multiple languages
You can install a custom keyboard app from the market. I needed one that supported Russian, and there were several available, must be one for Dutch as well.

There was a story in wired.com a while ago, about a man getting prosecuted in the US for having a large collection of anime/hentai comics. Some of them had schoolgirls/tentacles in them. I'd search for it for you, but I don't want to spoil my pristine search keyword history.

I'm sure it's not just the only case like that. Drawings are illegal, so please be aware of that.

There's another game-making competition coming up next weekend: Ludum Dare 17

Something makes me think the guy with the marketing tattoo spent the $7k on booze the week he got it.

The average /. user logs in from work, you insensitive clod!

The same toads can also predict the release date of Duke Nukem Forever.

If measuring the speed of flying insects is not fun, I don't know what is!

My favorite syntactically ambiguous phrase is the classic:

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Although Buffalo buffalo is also fun the first time you parse it.