Comment Not sure if he is looking for version control (Score 1) 238
Not sure if he is trolling, or if he has deeper issues that can't be solved with version control systems like git or hg (or even good 'ol CVS!).
Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And after it's grown,
Then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.
The rule on staying alive as a program manager is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.