As a member of mensa with a rather high IQ (160 on the cattel 3B),
God damn it, Gump! You're a God damn genius! This is the most outstanding post I have ever read. You must have an I.Q. of 160.
PANIC and Irrational fear!!! Run for your lives!
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/* This code commented out because I'm sure they're going to change their mind and I don't want to redo all the work. */
Hopefully for your co-workers you've learned to trust source control.
During the 1960's and 1970's, we sent several men from the Moon to the Earth. Tragically, all were stranded, and none ever returned to the Moon.
Just another example of why you shouldn't send a man to do a woman's job
Honestly, when was the last time you went to ftc.gov? Nobody goes to those sites...
Funny you mention ftc.gov. If you're running a legal telemarketing business, you probably hit their site on a regular basis to make sure you're in compliance with the do not call list. For this reason, I happen to like that site a lot.
One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new model.