That's why I only claim to have taken your virginity. Both ass and mouth, of course.

Yes, we know. Glad they are gone.

The thing that sucks the most right now? It would probably have to be DVD recorders. Most pointless shitty technology ever devised. Too small for backups, too slow to be useful. I hate them now, in 10 years I will hate them even more. The last thing I need in my house is a thousand recorded DVD disks.

This place just isn't any fun any more. I'm actually regretting all the time I spent here, I could have been masturbating.

Stop typing with your tounge you dirty rimjobber

Bubble memory. I urge you to invest your fortune in that.

Proof that you're a motherfucking idiot.

See that hole right in the middle? That's where the shit comes out. Strange to put lipstick on your anus though.

He made other tweets to let people know that condoms cause AIDS, every sperm is sacred, he hasn't been an actual Nazi in quite a number of years, and that Jesus hates homosexuals.

Then he apparently confused his work account with his private one and tweeted a picture of his cock to an alter boy. Everyone saw it. Many of them jacked off to the picture of the holy nun-raping tool.

My jack-off club, LulzJack, is still stroking away happily.

Hey, don't blame me. I was giving handjobs in Nanking during the war.

If someone cares to pay for a telephone line into my house, they can robocall me on it all day long. The line that I do have is paid for by me, and I control who gets to talk on it.

B-24's manufactured at Ford's Willow Run plant in Michigan were used to bomb Ford factories in Germany. Why? Because your overlords could make a fuckload of money that way.

Better luck in your next life.

money policy is responsible. The declining dollar makes foreign stuff more expensive. Domestic stuff is cheaper.

So nevermind all the fear around the declining dollar that we get from the right wing. There's downsides AND upsides. You implement the policy with the combination that you need at that moment. And right now, we need a relatively weaker dollar and all the jobs that will come back home as a result.

I thought you were going to stick it in your pussy!