"Bah? A cubical? A luxury! Back in my day, we use to have to share the same desk with three other workers!" "You were lucky to have a desk! We use to share a single clip board, all twenty of us, taking turns to make sure our spelling was correct with only half of a dictionary." "A clip board would have been a dream. We use to sit sixteen to a chair under a lean-to, using each other backs as a hard writing surface and hoping you go in soon enough not to have to use the fat guy. But you know, we were happier in those days."

Why not frozen in carbonite? I mean, worked out in the movie, why not test the theory?

Only on Slashdot will you find an article saying we need more science fiction as news.

Ok, he created a dump so big he can't lift it? Or that he wouldn't want to lift it? I get my euphemisms mixed up from time to time.

Is that what she said?

I had to ask my fiance. She won't let me pay for anything as she's afraid I'll forget and we'd both end up living in our cars. If we're living in our cars, does that allow us to put it down to 1:16?

Am I reading that right that e accurate to two places, times a trillion is the number of places that pi has been calculated to? Nice. I see the answer to the Pi versus e debate has a tangental answer.