Why do you need to ask stupid questions?

My last ISP in the states served up ad pages for every bad DNS request.

We are already under communications dictatorship, when someone comes along appearing to be a benevolent dictator, the worst it could be is a lateral move.

That way was slapping an apple logo on it.

I was riding a bike in South Korea once when I saw a dumpster full of manure on a farm. It was underneath a roof, and between the rafters and the sides of the dumpster, there was a thick veil of spider webs. There were hundreds of spiders living on this web, taking the flies that went for the cow shit, I presume. I don't know the name of the species, but they look similar to what are called "banana spiders" in the midwest US. They are black and yellow, and the females have leg spans of something like 3-4 inches. Also, this story reminds me of a storyline in "Franken Fran," where a neat freak corporate exec who is deathly afraid of roaches is horribly burned, then Fran replaces her skin with skin grown on the chitin of cockroaches.

Government is what makes our lives miserable! We need less regulation! Regulation is ALWAYS bad and always stifles business! Also, most of the US doesn't even have subways...because we like cars, which are the free-market, government-intrusion-free alternative!

I'm the one that you wanted. Hey yeah, I'm your super bees.

1. Not knowing what law he was talking about, LMGTFY was completely inappropriate
2. That law did not shut down the mail order bride business
3. The mail order bride business has not been shut down.

It is secretly supported by pharmaceutical manufacturers in order to support sales of migraine medication.

It highlights the assertion that there is actually value to BitCoins, thus possibly making them look appealing.

How many Bitcoins can I get for my Flooz?

If you're delivering things or people into a conflict zone, you don't need to land there, you just drop them out and land back at home where it's safe.

Good news for hiking boot and mountain bike manufacturers, then, because that's about all that would be left without some kind of subsidy.

Don't worry. Americans won't be able to afford to import. We'll be a net exporter. (Probably the biggest, by weight.)

Which law?

I'm not sure there's any high-speed rolling stock that is really built for that.

Somalia is under-polluted.