There's no way I'm going to let the government know my position, but I would not mind disclosing my velocity.

Qwerty only? You insensitive clods!

So the hackers will need to out-DRM the DRMers.

False. You correctly note that Mark ends in Sinaiticus without the appearance of the resurrected Christ. However, it does end with the angel announcing that "he is risen." In other words, Mark does include an account of the resurrection. Moreover, all of the other gospels and Acts contain accounts of the resurrected Jesus, not to mention numerous references in the epistles. Saying that Codex Sinaiticus contains no resurrection is obvious and easily-refuted falsehood.

Probably not every country would do so, but South Africa did.

Daughters are draftable now? Last I heard, only men were registered for selective service in the US.

And replace them with an even more corrupt revolutionary regime? No thanks.

. . . come up with your own funding. It's not as though embryonic stem cell research is illegal.