Basic OS: $100 Want to be able to connect to a network? Add $25 Want to be able to browse the internet? Add $50 Want to be able to watch videos? Add $20 Want to be able to listen to music? Add $20 Want to be able to install Microsoft Software? Free! Want to be able to install non-Microsoft software? Add $150 Total cost: $365 for less than current retail prices for XP Pro/Vista Ultimate Yeah, I could see it happening.

(Sorry, I really couldn't resist posting that other reply :D ) What I do is block the Google adsense servers on my Windows machine in the HOSTS file. Add the server name (pagead2.google.com or whatever) and redirect requests for that page to localhost (127.0.0.1) I would say try a Google search for directions on blocking ads with the HOSTS file, but perhaps you should try Yahoo Search instead. :P

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Everything is fine. It was simply a glitch in the holo-matrix. The Doctor has been tinkering with his program again and caused a feedback loop between the holo-emitters and EPS conduits on deck five. Seven has corrected the malfunction.

So it's true. AT&T really does stink.