LIER IN CHEIF!#!$!!!!!

my major will be trolling !@#!!! my thesis will be on goatse. and i will do an independent study on 2 girls 1 cup

i hear wildlife keeps getting runover by a motorcycle driven by a hawt chick

until the guru returns to punish the disbelievers and all amiga users vanish and enter a paradise consisting of nekkid kiki stockhammers and endless mod tunes and party demos.

Good teachers can be bad for students

was doing fred flintstone impersonations

the commodore amiga, the computer for the creative mind, failed due to piracy.

i'm retarded. can i has?

we all know that earthshattering is caused by women dressing immodestly. An Iranian cleric told me this so I know that it is true. The lack of any earth shattering during knuths presentation suggestion he did not yell "show us your tuts!" to throngs of swooning coeds.

I have two children. One is retarded and creates mathematical puzzles based on ambiguously loosely worded assumptions. What is the probability that the second child is goatse?

[quote]Seems like a bit much for a very limited operating system that only works on PPC architecture. Can anyone explain why this would be attractive at that price?[/quote] ok, I will do my best. Since the bankruptcy of Commodore, I never feel truly happy nor do I ever feel truly happy. I feel like I am going through the motions of life, numb to the monochromatic monophonic realities of life. It is like the people who went to see avatar and could not bear to not live in idyllic Pandora. I remember the first time I saw an Amiga, back in 85 or so. 4,096 colors, multtasking, stereo sound. Even in 2010 now computer has matched the Amiga's ability. My PC still beeps like an apple 2 when I turn it on, I cannot format two floppy disks at the same time, and the pc's audio does not connect to my home stereo. The promise of reigniting the amiga flame, bringing my back to 1985, is a siren song to me and others like me. I have purchased not one but two licenses even though I only have one PPC mac.. I might find another one at the goodwill or something, you never know. but just incase i do I have the license already. I will always purchase one more license than I have physical hardware for this reason. If morphos falls short of the glory of amiga, then I am going to take up crystal meth. At least I will not be held to the whim of a bahamian corporation for the rest of my living years.

i was swallowing pills when dana plato was born. waaa choo talkin bout?

"Ok... Flaming Dragon, fuckface. First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!! [hangs up] [to assistant] Can you find out who that was?"

every house i've lived in has had one of these. In the summer months they will cycle the AC off (Maybe the water heater too). I've never noticed it happening. If they didn't do this the electric company would have to institute rolling brownouts, which everyone would notice. Obama really isn't trying to take over your thermostat.