Hell, even when I was working fast food, the store handled our shirts for us.

Not our pants, though...

I'm also a Linux user, but I can give you some advice in this regard. To avoid Service Pack woes (and also driver woes if you have a specific system in mind), you can create a slipstream disc that has the SPs and drivers on it.

If you create the slipstream disc once, and reinstall Windows more than once, you've already saved yourself some time.

Buy one of these things and run it 24/7, and you'll never go cold in the winter.

I think you were looking for this one.

I like that this is modded Insightful instead of Funny. It says a lot about what Slashdot users think of Symantec.

Those warp drive systems make all the difference.

The solution here is to place the abacus on a sturdier table.

I came here to see if there was a greygoo tag. I was not disappointed.

Hah. Hahah. No sane person drives their car into New York City, especially not Manhattan. You get your choice of a $40/day parking garage, or daily bumper abuse when you so happen to find a spot to park. I don't care how crappy the MTA's service is. It is less crowded, less expensive, and more convenient than sitting in traffic and trying to cram your car onto Manhattan island somewhere.

The KDE team has been code-naming its releases with words starting with C for at least a little while, and this isn't the first time they forced a word's spelling to fit. For example: KDE 4.2.3 was called "Cuagmire" instead of Quagmire.

It's strange, but that's how they roll, apparently.

You win the Internet.

How do you know? Do you have proof?

That's only for criminal cases, which this is not.

File-sharing is not currently a crime in the United States. At least, not yet...

You can tell it's Japanese because of the Yen symbol.

Fixed that for you.

Remember, children's movies don't have to be good to appease the kiddies.