'Cause stealing someone else's cell phone and using it would be totally Inconceivable! / I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Vizzini to girlfriend: "You're Pregnant? Inconceivable!
Girlfriend: I don't think that word means what you think it means.
On my S5, the sweet spot is actually in the middle of the phone horizontally across middle of NFC reader
And it is probably in a position that will move when your phone changes orientation, which it will inevitably do multiple times while you are trying to make a purchase.
I bullshit you not.
Pfft. I can get it at my local grocery store. And the Duncan Hines mix is on sale for $1 off when you buy a can of frosting with it!
(And if you don't think that is dangerous you haven't experienced my cooking...)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire