Comment Re: Who the fuck would use something like that? (Score 1) 206
I have a photographic memory. Unfortunately the film is bad.
... it's the goddam Freedom Act.
It's like calling it the "Save The Little Kitty Cats Act."
The Terrorists envy our freedom so this law takes what remains and holds it for safekeeping.
"Hello? Comcast? Can you transfer me to the Kabul office? I need gigabit service to a hillside fifteen miles outside of... Hello? Hello?"
Sure, We can be there next tuesday sometime between 8am and 4pm local time.
(3 weeks later, after 5 cancelled appointments)
Sorry, that location is outside of our service area.
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire
