Something is wrong with you.
I'm guessing you spend more time dicking around with your desktop than actually working, and I'd say that would be why Unity is such a big deal for you.
Actually, It reminded me too much of... Windows 8
Hopefully Morgan Freeman will still be around to save us from ELE!
No, clone Bruce Willis and send him to blow it up.
That's not fair, Microsoft doesn't kill whores.
No, just like most companies they hire them and put them in Sales or Marketing.
Microsoft Edsel
Is there some browser I don't know about called Yugo?
I nominate the name (acronym): UFIA or UFIA explorer
They should go after the 8 year old girl market and call it Dorathe Explorer.
If we have this much surplus, clearly we're buying too much. I know that if I find myself giving away cans of green beans, I make sure I don't buy a whole pallet the next time I'm at Costco.
Perhaps, but unlike the military you don't have some Senator from a state with a lot of green bean farms and canning plants telling you that you must purchase pallets of green beans regardless of whether you want or need them.
Real Programmers don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies and Szechwan food.