Every week he leaves a clue to lure the caped crusader into a devious trap.

The first thing i learned to program was the TI-83 calculator.
The programming language was pretty simple and easy to understand. You don't even have to make anything complicated to learn how it works. Just write one line and run the program, see how it works, fix it, and try again.

Go for the TI-83 calc

I move to add this title as a tag.

But seriously, I'm curious. How much of this synthehol can you drink before overdosing? And what about the effects of mixing it with REAL alcohol? There isn't anything you can't consume too much of, even water.
The alcoholic in me says I'm gonna try some as soon as it comes out.

So then, YOU'D be possessing kiddie porn too. And then the Feds could be knocking down/at YOU'RE door.
Since this is all hypothetical.

Depends.

Crying if its an animated photo-realistic depiction of raping, punching, and urinating.
Laughing if its an animated stick figure of raping, punching, and urinating.

Stick figures are very abstract, so its hard to empathize.